Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Never Coming Home

Dear Hubby's Employer, Daycare Families, New Friends in the City of Cranbrook and Family,

We the Whittingham Family, regretfully would like to inform you that we will not be returning from our wondrous holiday adventure. It was a difficult decision after seconds of deliberation, particularly when facing the reality that we will have to leave this invigorating sunshine that has just arrived to welcoming mounds of snow and cold, arctic air.

We are off tomorrow to see if we can find employment with a certain wealthy individual named Mickey. It was my son's idea of such thinking that this world could use another Princess and another boy to fight along side of Peter Pan. And with Daddy being follicly challenged, my son figured that Captain Hook could always make do with another pirate. As for me, well apparently we need to assess the situation in Mouseland tomorrow to find me a good fit within.

We are truly sorry for any inconveniences this may have caused you, but we just can't bring ourselves to accepting that we will have to give up this glorious sunshine and the ability to worship it on a daily basis.

We wish you all the best in the New Year.

Sincerely,

The Whittinghams



3 comments:

Goofball said...

hahahaaaa good luck in your new jobs and environment! We'll have to come and check out your new place (on the condition of course that you come over next June ....)


Happy New Year my friend!

Ellen said...

YAY!! Can we come to visit you!!? I'm sure my kids would love it!!!

Sheryl said...

I sooooo know the feeling! On the 1st I had a thought for a brief moment that we should go hang out at Disney for the day. Then I sadly remembered that we DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE!!!